Before the Domestication

Before the process of domestication had started these are a few things I wish had been put across to the other party. I hope “Man”-kind can benefit from this now. This has been inspired by a lot of old email forwards and empirical instances. The following is not in any particular order, just reworked some old stuff and also added on to them

Ladies note:

1. We are not as perverted as you think we are
2. Watching Porn is not a perversion
3. If you don’t like what we wear to office everyday, then start laying out what you want us to wear on the bed, every morning while we shower.
4. We do not like to hear about how good your ex-boyfriend was. Whatever YOU say, he IS a LOSER! (If you like the way he hung his towel or smiled why did you leave him in the first place?)
5. Don’t treat us like crap. If you can dish it out, you should be ready to take it too.
6. We too liked to be hugged and kissed spontaneously
7. If we say you are beautiful, we say it because we mean it. Not because we are trying to cover up something.
8. Besides we wouldn’t be with you, if you weren’t beautiful or pretty
9. If you are at that time of the month and have cramps, lower back pain etc. just tell us its that time of the month and nothing more. We don’t want the details of your flows. It’s a lil scary for us.
10. If we say you are beautiful then accept it and don’t argue.
11. If you think you have put on weight, don’t ask us. Use a weighing scale. That’s what they are for. Spare us.
12. We don’t shave our pits and arms and legs. So don’t even go there.
13. Don’t ever ask us for practicing make up on us. That’s what your girlfriends are for.
14. If you have a headache for more than a month, you need to see a doc or you need to move out.
15. Yes we do fantasize about the big-boobed girl on the TV and its nothing beyond that.
16. There is no school for husbands and we wouldn’t go to one even if there had been one. (read Wendy Holden’s School for Husbands, will help you too)
17. Don’t assume what we’d like to eat and make it, ask us. At least once in a while. And that goes for what we’d like to do or where we’d like to go as well.
18. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
19. If we buy a gift out of the blue, its because we liked it and thought that it will look good on you or something like that. Don’t try and figure out a reason for it and get mad at us.
20. If we say we have had a bad day at work and we don’t expect you to keep asking about it. We say it because we want to be left alone. Period

ThThat’s about it for now. Will add on more when I get the time or when I can think of more.

‘ Bye

Bachelor

After I posted this, I remembered the MOST important of them all:

If you have to tell us something, tell it upfront, dont hint, dont use examples, dont go about it in a roundabout way - we know only black and white.